{"id":172,"date":"2010-07-01T12:47:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-01T19:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/216.92.226.17\/?p=172"},"modified":"2010-07-01T12:47:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-01T19:47:00","slug":"nano-opera-die-walkure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/erinvang.com\/?p=172","title":{"rendered":"Nano-opera: Die Walk\u00fcre"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>(If I&#8217;m any good at this, it will be obvious that my nano-operas owe a great debt to Anna Russell. There&#8217;s no point trying to outdo Dame Russell&#8217;s great analysis of the Ring of the Nibelungen, which you must immediately view <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Cv7G92F2sqs&amp;feature=related\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WduYrwAGews&amp;feature=related\">here<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ypisVrbqDqE&amp;feature=related\">here<\/a> if you haven&#8217;t already. My own humble effort here is just a summary of the recent San Francisco Opera production of the second episode of Wagner&#8217;s famous soap opera about gang warfare and a dysfunctional family.)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>In Act I, twins separated at birth find each other in a forest, but the female twin&#8217;s husband doesn&#8217;t take kindly to sheltering the guy who&#8217;d done in a bunch of his gang before the opera and suggests they take it outside the next morning. Said guy is weaponless and figures he&#8217;s a goner, but then he falls in love with his twin sister, they pull a magical sword out of a tree, and it&#8217;s not looking good for hubby.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Between acts, the twins do the nasty.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>In Act II, Al Gore is wearing a pirate-style eye patch and flirting with his daughter from Security in the penthouse boardroom while instructing her to help his son kills his twin sister&#8217;s hubby so that junior can get busy saving Valhalla Inc. Daughter&#8217;s all over it, until Tipper arrives and asks, &#8220;WTF, Al? Incest and infidelity between the kids? I don&#8217;t think so. Junior&#8217;s got to go.&#8221; We can tell she&#8217;s pissed, because she doesn&#8217;t even bring up the thing about the masseuse. We can tell Al&#8217;s worried about an expensive divorce, because he doesn&#8217;t even bring up the thing about global warming. He makes nice with Tipper and calls off the hit-daughter, explaining he made a bad deal a couple operas ago and Valhalla might be going belly up\u2014something about a ring, some giants he&#8217;d contracted to build a subdivision until one of them got killed and the other became a dragon, and a lot of nonsense about needing to hire a whiz kid he doesn&#8217;t know to save Valhalla, without getting HR involved or anybody writing a job description. Daughter&#8217;s not buying it, though, so she belays Al&#8217;s belay. Al&#8217;s stuck doing his own dirty work, so he whacks Junior&#8217;s magical sword with a spear, then whacks the ungrateful hubby while Daughter makes off with other daughter.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>In Act III, still more of Al&#8217;s daughters are staffing up Security for Valhalla Inc. Daughter stops by with other daughter, now preggers from that quickie between acts, hears Al&#8217;s still pissed, and sends her preggo sister off to play with her broken sword in the dragon&#8217;s &#8216;hood. Al reads her the riot act, fires her, and gives her a heavy-duty date-rape drug. She whines about the unfairness of it all, so on his way out he staffs out setting a ring of fire around her to protect her until her nephew&#8217;s old enough to leave dragonville and come rape her. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(If I&#8217;m any good at this, it will be obvious that my nano-operas owe a great debt to Anna Russell. There&#8217;s no point trying to outdo Dame Russell&#8217;s great analysis of the Ring of the Nibelungen, which you must immediately view here, here, and here if you haven&#8217;t already. My own humble effort here is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opera"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/erinvang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/erinvang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/erinvang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erinvang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erinvang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/erinvang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/erinvang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erinvang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erinvang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}