Victoria gets credit for today’s title–her reply to my response to this scientific proof that science has been lying to us about the source of life. The logic is so convoluted, I can’t even follow how exactly he thinks he’s making a point. See for yourself: http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/50013/.

Given that the science is too difficult for me to understand–it’s right up there with the theory of relativity–I’m going to have to just stop eating peanut butter as a precaution. I’m afraid one of these days I might not notice the new life in my jar, and it’ll turn out that I ate Jesus.

I can’t be responsible for eating the Second Coming.

Can you take the risk?