Something music geeks are known to do a lot is sing obscure songs with words changed slightly to suit the occasion. Music geeks who went to a church school are even worse–we do the same with obscure hymns.
Just now our dog Candy tried to get me to make her dinner, even though Victoria had just fed her. Naturally, I had to sing, “I know that my retriever eateth.”
Candy and Victoria were not amused.